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VAERA INBOX.

Apr. 29th, 2021 at 4:30 PM

@BARNES | VOICE • TEXT • VOICEMAIL • ACTION • SAM COMPLAINTS BOX

Tags: game: vaera

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disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 01:38 am (UTC)

[ it's a good thing sam replies. bucky was about to pull out the big guns. ]

4's generous. He's at least a 3.5. He's only got the height going for him.

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 01:46 am (UTC)

You shouldn't be too judgy, 5.5.

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 01:48 am (UTC)

[ woah, woah, woah, WOAH. ]

You think I'm a 5.5?

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 01:55 am (UTC)

I mean your personality's okay, but your face is so-so.

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 02:03 am (UTC)

The 1940s would disagree with you. They used to call me Casanova. Still do.

[ shove that in your pipe and smoke it!!! ]

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 02:06 am (UTC)

Well I can see how in the 1940s you might have seemed like a solid 8 to people, but times have changed.

[ He's just grinning atm. ]

I'm fucking with you, you know that right?

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 02:17 am (UTC)

Of course.

[ 😭😭😭 on the inside. ]

There's no way you'd actually be an 11. It's just not numerically possible with the out-of-10 scale.

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 02:23 am (UTC)

It is when someone is so high quality they climb off the charts.

[ Sam's laughing. He may be confident but he's not actually that arrogant. ]

Fine I'm a 9.5. And I'll give you an 8, it'll climb if you get better at the staring and pouting.

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 02:46 am (UTC)

You and I both know I am the best at staring.

[ it's all he has going for him these days. ]

I don't pout. You do a lot of duck face, though. Anyone ever point that out to you?

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 03:04 am (UTC)

Being good at staring is not high on the list of qualities you want people to say about you, Barnes. Let's work on adding better ones.

Like 'does not lie about shit like Sam having a duck face, which everyone who sees his very good face knows is not true.'

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 03:13 am (UTC)

[ the fact the father of the guy he killed was trying to hook him up is sad enough. don't rub his undatability in his face, sam. ]

I'm just saying you do a lot of duck face. You know? The face.

I figured someone as influential as you would know what's hot on Instagram.

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 03:25 am (UTC)

Buck, I don't use Instagram. When do you think I have the time to sit around on social media?

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 03:31 am (UTC)

You do know it's healthy to have downtime, right? Sam time? My therapist told me that.

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 03:36 am (UTC)

[ He smiles. ]

I like spending time with people in person. Not on an app.

[ Although 95% of that time is spent worrying about other people or listening to them rather than caring for himself, but no way he'll ever cop to that! ]

disparaged

May. 5th, 2021 03:58 am (UTC)

Because you're America's Social Butterfly. If only we were all as confident as you.

[ he may sound like he's teasing him, but it's true. bucky does wish he had the social confidence sam has. he used to be like sam; talkative, brave, confident in who he was. ]

flyingcap

May. 5th, 2021 11:06 pm (UTC)

You just got back into the world, man, you'll get the hang of it again.

disparaged

May. 6th, 2021 12:00 am (UTC)

[ this is the nicest thing sam—or anyone, really—has ever said to him in a long, long time. 😭 ♥ ]

Are you giving me a pep talk? You must be because I feel very inspired.

flyingcap

May. 6th, 2021 02:12 am (UTC)

Sure, it's a pep talk if you feel peppy. I just want you to know that I've got your back, and not because of Steve, because of you.

disparaged

May. 6th, 2021 02:40 am (UTC)

[ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, SAM. ]

Feeling's mutual.

I'm going to go and see if I can find a shirt that's one size too small. I figure an alien planet must have a decent mall.

flyingcap

May. 7th, 2021 12:34 am (UTC)

Why one size too small?

disparaged

May. 7th, 2021 01:13 am (UTC)

I figured I'd be a good friend to you and give you a reason to drag me again.

[ that's what the cool kids say, right? whatever, he cool. ]

"Old man Bucky doesn't know how to dress himself." The burns write themselves sometimes.

flyingcap

May. 8th, 2021 09:51 pm (UTC)

I have plenty of ways to drag you. Find clothes that fit. Once we get some money we can worry about getting you a better jacket for the arm.

[ Always a 'we' these days. ]

disparaged

May. 9th, 2021 10:41 am (UTC)

The first thing we're spending money on is good booze. The kind that's going to get me drunk and hand you your ass.

[ they're not wasting money on him. ]

flyingcap

May. 11th, 2021 12:30 am (UTC)

We are not wasting money on booze. You can't even get drunk without a vat and we need our heads. Just shut your face and let me buy you a stupid jacket.