You know, you could be the world's first badly dressed Captain America. Even Walker does a better job in putting his colors together than you and I hate him.
I like spending time with people in person. Not on an app.
[ Although 95% of that time is spent worrying about other people or listening to them rather than caring for himself, but no way he'll ever cop to that! ]
Because you're America's Social Butterfly. If only we were all as confident as you.
[ he may sound like he's teasing him, but it's true. bucky does wish he had the social confidence sam has. he used to be like sam; talkative, brave, confident in who he was. ]
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Also I look good in anything.
Did you just compare me unfavorably to John Walker?
[ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. ]
I'm just saying the only sense he had was dress sense.
[ the smoothest of saves!!!!!! ]
You're better looking than him. You've got a better jaw line.
4's generous. He's at least a 3.5. He's only got the height going for him.
You think I'm a 5.5?
[ shove that in your pipe and smoke it!!! ]
[ He's just grinning atm. ]
I'm fucking with you, you know that right?
[ ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ on the inside. ]
There's no way you'd actually be an 11. It's just not numerically possible with the out-of-10 scale.
[ Sam's laughing. He may be confident but he's not actually that arrogant. ]
Fine I'm a 9.5. And I'll give you an 8, it'll climb if you get better at the staring and pouting.
[ it's all he has going for him these days. ]
I don't pout. You do a lot of duck face, though. Anyone ever point that out to you?
Like 'does not lie about shit like Sam having a duck face, which everyone who sees his very good face knows is not true.'
I'm just saying you do a lot of duck face. You know? The face.
I figured someone as influential as you would know what's hot on Instagram.
I like spending time with people in person. Not on an app.
[ Although 95% of that time is spent worrying about other people or listening to them rather than caring for himself, but no way he'll ever cop to that! ]
[ he may sound like he's teasing him, but it's true. bucky does wish he had the social confidence sam has. he used to be like sam; talkative, brave, confident in who he was. ]