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VAERA INBOX.

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@BARNES | VOICE • TEXT • VOICEMAIL • ACTION • SAM COMPLAINTS BOX

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disparaged: telling sam off face. (pic#14869940)
May. 3rd, 2021 11:33 pm (UTC)
Respect your elders. If I say it happened, it happened.

I pushed him into a lot of trash cans back when I was bigger and taller than him. Now I'm going to push you into trash cans because you're annoying.
flyingcap: (Default)
May. 4th, 2021 04:42 pm (UTC)
I can't believe you're straight up lying to me, the trust is broken.
disparaged: (pic#14870265)
May. 4th, 2021 09:52 pm (UTC)
Remember when I said your pants went fine with your shirt? They didn't.
flyingcap: (Default)
May. 5th, 2021 12:08 am (UTC)
You say that like I'm going to believe a word out of your mouth.

Also I look good in anything.
disparaged: (pic#14870333)
May. 5th, 2021 12:32 am (UTC)
You know, you could be the world's first badly dressed Captain America. Even Walker does a better job in putting his colors together than you and I hate him.
flyingcap: (serious)
May. 5th, 2021 01:00 am (UTC)
[ E X C U S E M E ]

Did you just compare me unfavorably to John Walker?

[ YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. ]
disparaged: (pic#14869977)
May. 5th, 2021 01:11 am (UTC)
[ it's a good thing bucky's NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ]

I'm just saying the only sense he had was dress sense.

[ the smoothest of saves!!!!!! ]
flyingcap: (drinking)
May. 5th, 2021 01:16 am (UTC)
[NO REPLY. HE'S OFFENDED. HOW DARE.]
disparaged: (pic#14869967)
May. 5th, 2021 01:26 am (UTC)
Come on, Sam. You know you have the best personality.
flyingcap: (serious)
May. 5th, 2021 01:30 am (UTC)
[ If there's an ability to put a text on 'read' without replying, it's happening. ]
disparaged: (pic#14870326)
May. 5th, 2021 01:35 am (UTC)
[ BABY COME BACK ]

You're better looking than him. You've got a better jaw line.
flyingcap: (lying down)
May. 5th, 2021 01:36 am (UTC)
That wasn't even up to question. I'm an 11, he's a 4.
disparaged: (pic#14870265)
May. 5th, 2021 01:38 am (UTC)
[ it's a good thing sam replies. bucky was about to pull out the big guns. ]

4's generous. He's at least a 3.5. He's only got the height going for him.
flyingcap: (eyes closed)
May. 5th, 2021 01:46 am (UTC)
You shouldn't be too judgy, 5.5.
disparaged: (pic#14869985)
May. 5th, 2021 01:48 am (UTC)
[ woah, woah, woah, WOAH. ]

You think I'm a 5.5?
flyingcap: (grin while fllying)
May. 5th, 2021 01:55 am (UTC)
I mean your personality's okay, but your face is so-so.
disparaged: (pic#14869983)
May. 5th, 2021 02:03 am (UTC)
The 1940s would disagree with you. They used to call me Casanova. Still do.

[ shove that in your pipe and smoke it!!! ]
flyingcap: (walking w bucky)
May. 5th, 2021 02:06 am (UTC)
Well I can see how in the 1940s you might have seemed like a solid 8 to people, but times have changed.

[ He's just grinning atm. ]

I'm fucking with you, you know that right?
disparaged: (pic#14870269)
May. 5th, 2021 02:17 am (UTC)
Of course.

[ 😭😭😭 on the inside. ]

There's no way you'd actually be an 11. It's just not numerically possible with the out-of-10 scale.
flyingcap: (big smile)
May. 5th, 2021 02:23 am (UTC)
It is when someone is so high quality they climb off the charts.

[ Sam's laughing. He may be confident but he's not actually that arrogant. ]

Fine I'm a 9.5. And I'll give you an 8, it'll climb if you get better at the staring and pouting.
disparaged: (pic#14870328)
May. 5th, 2021 02:46 am (UTC)
You and I both know I am the best at staring.

[ it's all he has going for him these days. ]

I don't pout. You do a lot of duck face, though. Anyone ever point that out to you?
flyingcap: (Default)
May. 5th, 2021 03:04 am (UTC)
Being good at staring is not high on the list of qualities you want people to say about you, Barnes. Let's work on adding better ones.

Like 'does not lie about shit like Sam having a duck face, which everyone who sees his very good face knows is not true.'
disparaged: (pic#14870317)
May. 5th, 2021 03:13 am (UTC)
[ the fact the father of the guy he killed was trying to hook him up is sad enough. don't rub his undatability in his face, sam. ]

I'm just saying you do a lot of duck face. You know? The face.

I figured someone as influential as you would know what's hot on Instagram.
flyingcap: (handsome smile)
May. 5th, 2021 03:25 am (UTC)
Buck, I don't use Instagram. When do you think I have the time to sit around on social media?
disparaged: (pic#14870330)
May. 5th, 2021 03:31 am (UTC)
You do know it's healthy to have downtime, right? Sam time? My therapist told me that.